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Quasars

This is an image of a quasar. That red dot is Quasar ULAS J1120+0641. ULAS J1120+0641 is 12.9 gigalight-years away from earth. That’s 12.9 billion (12,900,000,000) light years or 760 Septillion (760,000,000,000,000,000,000,000) miles away from […]

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How To Win Christmas

Now. First things first. Scrape yourself out of bed at stupid o’clock in the morning because it’s fucking  Christmas. Next thing. After your typical morning routine, shower, wank, brushed teeth. Standard stuff. You go to  […]

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Kipper’s C.V.

Name: Kippeario Tarquin Fred McKipperson IV Gender: Lesbian Ethnicity: Martian Age: 20 Sexuality: Hetro-Normative Dear Mr Trump. I am applying for the role of Secretary of State for Melting the Snowflakes. I have great  experience […]