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Operation Starvation

Space cadet “Honestly George, I had really never seen anything like it before,” gushed David Cameron,  excitedly. “It was like a sort of ghastly foodbank the size of an aircraft hangar.” George Osborne furrowed his […]

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Poetry

Fat David

Fat David told such dreadful lies It took the devil by surprise. His infant fibs appalled his nurse; From here he went from bad to worse. At school, this plump and pampered youth Showed utter […]